1. What, or who, is the Alien Love Child you always talk about?
The ALC is Baby, a Papillion that was supposed to be my mother’s dog. Instead, she bonds with me and voila, more chaos for the Castle.
2. Minions? Are they evil or something?
Uhm, aren’t all teenagers evil in their own way? They are my darling kids even if they drive me nuts.
3. Jellybeans, aren’t they candy?
Not in this house. Jellybeans are three kittens from an unplanned and omg, oops cat pregnancy. They are Sebastian, Lolly and Triple T (The Trouble with Tribles) aka Trip. When they aren’t climbing the curtains, or my legs, they can be fround harrassing the ALC.
4. Chickens? Hens? Smelly birds really?
Why yes, I’ve gone hen crazy. Bantam chickens. Four ladies currently occupy the Coop. They are: Cafe au Lait (aka Coffee) and Caramel the two Dutch Buff bantams. They are my main egg producers currently. Coming up from behind we have Henny Goodman, a Silver Sebright bantam and Buffy the Belgian Mille Fleur Du’ccle bantam (sporting lovely feathered feet) who should be producing eggs soonish.
